FIRE SALE. EVERYTHING MUST GO.
Wait, wait. Chris, seriously? Everything must go??
I’ve held on long enough. My pitching is garbage and showing no signs of improvement and my hitting is garbage and showing no signs of improvement.
It’s time to burn this mother f’er to the ground.
Charlie Morton? Surprise stud of my team on a cheap contract? Gone. Flipped him for Marcus Stroman and prospects.
JD Martinez? MVP Candidate, who leads the league in HRs and RBIs? Gone. Traded for Jake Arrieta and more solid prospects.
2019 Here I come!!
The Shorts 